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What would it be like to have the Avengers as Parents?
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Me:
Dad/Mom, my boyfriend broke my heart :(
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Captain America:
I punched Hilter in the face. This punk isn't any different. Where is he?
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Ironman:
Where does he live? I'll buy his house, evict his sorry ass, and then tear it down to build you a library
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Hulk:
Boyfriend broke daughter's heart?! HULK SMASH!!
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Thor:
This Midgardian does not know who he be dealing with. As the prince of Asgard he shall suffer greatly for his crimes! *thunder boom*
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Black Widow:
Kick him in the nuts, sweetie. You won't get in trouble at home.
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Hawkeye:
Caw, caw, mothafucker! *shoots him with an arrow*
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Loki:
*mind controls him and makes him do embarrassing things* Eheheheh LOKI'D!
